March 2010
1 post
FUCK OFF ENGLISH!
NO! I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!
YOU’RE NOT EVEN HOT!
November 2009
2 posts
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED~
So.. I’m sitting in Economics and then suddenly a bird flies into the room
“Turn off the fans-“
Bird flies into the fan..
So no one touches the poor bird that’s plummeted to the ground from the impact so I picked it up and took it to the Ag staffroom. The poor thing was still alive but having a really hard time.. It was heartbreaking.
Poor birdie, I’m sure, is in...
aww poor baby's sick!
this is what i get for being sick...
mum: lemon?
me: no
mum: come on..
me: no
mum: with sugar?
me: no
mum: just a little bit?
me: no
mum: how about tea with lemon?
me: fine..
mum: then go make yourself some
October 2009
10 posts
“If I find in myself desires which nothing im this world can satisfy, the only...”
– C. S. Lewis
♥ november 13 →
as light and rain collide — it feels like healing it is certainly hope
Good times..
Kieren and Daria Exchange Maths Knowledge
Kieren says:
if it's (x-a) squared + (y-b) squared = bleugh
Daria says:
haha
Kieren says:
then the origin is at positive (a,b)
Daria says:
yup
Kieren says:
so if it's (x-2) squared + (y+4) squared = poo
oops not origin centre
the centre is at (2,-4)
Daria says:
yup i understand
so its opposite..
Kieren says:
yeah
Daria says:
cool
Kieren says:
and you know how to find the radius yeah?
Daria says:
its the square root?
Kieren says:
yeah the square root of what it equals
Daria says:
of poo or bleugh?
Kieren says:
lol both
My Holidays
= Uber exciting
Eg. Fob call I just got:
phone rings, i pick up
me: helloooo
fob guy: hello
me: hello?
fob: massage?
me: ........ i.... think you have the wrong number..
fob: massage?
me: no.
fob: oh.. byeeeee
me: ...?.. bye.
lou.
I found this conversation quite enjoyable : D
lauraaaaaa
ridiculous, sigh
oh well. gahh, yr 12 in like....6 days
- Dashen'ka~ says:
shhh!
not really actually..
technically year 12 starts around week 5ish
lauraaaaaa
yeh. but still, i like thinking im in yr 12
- Dashen'ka~ says:
haha
i dont
lauraaaaaa
just so, hopefully, juniors will get the idea and kindly step out of my way
- Dashen'ka~ says:
THEY BETTER!
lauraaaaaa
i know, right?! eurghhh
lol
- Dashen'ka~ says:
OTHERWISE IM GETTING LIKE... KNEE EXTENSIONS SO IM TALLER AND THEY FREAK THE SHIT OUT!
lauraaaaaa
and not getting changed in the toilets ! it happened the other day and i was so mad i almost had a conniption !
except i needed to pee, so i didnt
- Dashen'ka~ says:
I DO! I ALWAYS HAVE A CONNIPTION!
and since all the stuff with **** happened
ive been fair moody
so i take it out on juniors
lauraaaaaa
as is only rigt hahaha
right*
- Dashen'ka~ says:
like swearing at them while theyre changing in toilets (bad idea btw, coz they freak out and stay in the cubicle till i leave) and in the hall of honour when they think theyve been awesome and shifty
lauraaaaaa
yeh, i just look at them and i can see them freaking out in their brains
then i just walk past slowly
i like playing with their minds
- Dashen'ka~ says:
hahaha
lauraaaaaa
and the next time they see you, they freak out
- Dashen'ka~ says:
i love that haha
lauraaaaaa
its soooo good haha
September 2009
32 posts
I HATE YOU TUMBLR!
I don’t come on for 4 days and goodbye tumblarity.. I hate you Tumblr. You’re a bitch. Not full gonna post every 2 minutes now… I’m probably not..
Anywhoozer, I had a nice day :) Spent the whole day with mumsy because she sprained her ankle and oculn’t go to work, went to the bank with her and then had lunch at Yum Cha. Came home and had maths tutor for and hour and...
“Feelin’ philosophical ~ im gonna be and say what i feel, those who mind...”
“You’ll never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness...”
“In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how...”
“Living is like licking honey of a thorn..”
Just when you start to think the skies are clearing for you, that your life is taking a turn for the better, HELLO SHITBOMB! I don’t understand… why?!
“Just when you thought I’d started thinking, I come out with some shockers...”
– “There’s nobody inside the box..”
Did i say there'll be a storm today?
I did. I did say there would be a storm today. Everyone should listen to me more often..
“NO! I HAVE NO DOPPLE! NOR DO I HAVE GANGER!”
Pruze Is Gay - Daria, Mary, Laura
As promised, here are the lyrics:
Pruze is gay
Making the
Poofs all straight,
On his way
To where the air is queer.
Can you tell me how to get,
Get away from Daniel Pruze.
Pruze is Round,
His fat sweeps
On the ground,
Hes so fat,
That andrew do says “Geez!”
Can you tell me how to get,
Get away from Daniuel Pruze.
Pruze is dumb,
He takes it
Up the bum.
He’s so stupid,
His...
lou =D says:
“studying is for girls.”
Although I am a girl and should therfore be studying, I thought I’d write a little.
So here is, Things I Miss/Love To Look Back On:
- Laughing at the words peanut.. I don’t know.. I think it’s funny. - “In fact, now that I htink about it, I think the only sound I’ve ever heard him make is that moany groan whenever I throw...
Take My Breath Away - Berlin
Watching every motion In my foolish lover’s game On this endless ocean Finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning To some secret place inside Watching in slow motion As you turn around and say Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching I keep waiting Still anticipating love Never hesitating To become the fated ones Turning and returning To some secret place to find Watching in...
“Is it the mystery of you that makes me hold my breath in, or the beauty of you...”
– Aurnob Wasim
To Do List
- Fix ‘Things I Can’t Help But Love’ List
Things I Can't Help But Love
Dave Brodie Sian Gray Alejandro Dancing Bob Fossil Eucalyptus Drops Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim Aurnob Wasim...
“I didn’t eat for three days so I could be lovely.”
What I Want
- To Get Prefect - Get My Ps - A car - To Compete Again, I Miss It So Much - To Get All Of Aurnobs Jokes - Watch ‘Up’ - Get A Real Tan - Get Abs - Pass All Prelim Exams - Finish Dating/Naming All The Photos In My Highschool Album - Name And Organise All The Unnamed Songs In Itunes - That Phone.. *Does N97 Slide Action With Hands* - Get Over Bob Fossil Dance [Highly Unlikely] - - - TO...
I feel popular
Tumblarity up to 6! yeeeeey!!
Had So Much To Say
But I seem to have forgotten: story of my life.
So here’s what I’m thinking at this moment in time: - I’m hungry - I’m really worried about Dave - Should I call Dave? - Naah probably not.. - I REALLY HOPE EVERYTHING GOES WELL! - Faaar out, sooo hungry; yet sooo lazy. - Where’s my phone? - Where are my glasses!? - Poor stomach.. - Poor Davehh - *googles his surgery* -...
Brainstorm [Brianstorm?]
Things that rhyme with Betcher:
- Lecture - Fletcher - You betcha..? - ..
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...”
Maths Staffroom Loves Daria
maths staffroom loves daria
LOVES 02002 2202 422 64%
Anyway, so today, on my search for the Hackett, I ran into about a bazillion other various maths teacher (possibly because I was at the maths staffroom), who all began to talk about ‘Daria’. Whether it was the ABC/MTV show or the song (chyeahhh! found out there’s a song named Daria (in English!!)) by Cake, I was most...
“Your body is a wonderland”
“Act the way you’d like to be, and soon you’ll be the way you act..”
LoveSong Dedications Part 1
Alexander “Chewy” Betcher
I know I owe you a poem, And you deserve something great. But my lack of English skills, Is making me quite irate.
It may be because I am foreign, I am of a different race. And so my gosh darn vocabulary, Is no where near up to pace.
So here comes my lame attempt, I’ll try to make this quick, A poem just for you, Entitled ‘The Limerick’.
...
Betchrat says:
i found a moonrock in my nose
“Forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.”
Out With The Old
in with the tumblr?